6:00AM – ‘F*ck Packaged Water’ Bottle


In line with our environmental beliefs – take a nice little stance on the packaged water industry, and tell them to F*ck right off, please and thank you.  1,000,000 of those little f*ckers are used every minute, and take a quick look at the oceans, there they all are. We do not make a dime on these bottles, literally selling them at exact landed costs, and they are not some cheap bottle that you want to throw away.  Oh also, drink 1-2L of water right when you wake up because that’s how much you loose throughout the night.